Friday, November 29, 2019

"I hate you!!"

An analogy for Canada's current political climate

mom: stop drinking so much of that koolaid, you'll get sick
kid: but it's soooo good
mom: seriously. stop. if you get sick, i'll be stuck cleaning it up
kid: [glug glug glug]
mom: you've got exactly 5 seconds to stop
kid: [glug]
mom: 1
kid: [pouts]
mom: 2
kid: if you're going to treat me like that, i'm running away!
mom: 3
kid: i hate you!!
mom: 4
kid: [puts koolaid down][burps]
mom: i'll get you some nice healthy milk
kid: [calls bff] i don't feel so good
bff: what's wrong
kid: i don't know. but it's all my mom's fault!

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