Small things 25 Oct

• The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.  No one remembers where the tradition originated but every year it attracts tourists from all over the world.
• Maybe some birds are secretly drones that recharge by sitting on power lines........
• A Canadian veteran is someone who at some point in their life wrote a blank cheque made payable to Canada, for an amount of up to and including their life.
• "That is the way to learn the most, that when you are doing something with such enjoyment that you don't notice that the time passes." ~Einstein
• I've decided to give up sarcasm and become a mime.
• Time is better than money.
• I scream;  you scream; the police come. It's awkward.