Small things 16 Aug

• Tell any random teen that you used to get Netflix delivered by mail and see if they believe you.
• A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows who you are.
• When you eat spaghetti, just gather some up on your fork and use those kitchen scissors to cut the long dangly parts off, which will fall back into the plate. Double-dare: Do this in a restaurant....
• SAT score, credit score, cholesterol level, then A1C. Your life is nothing but a series of scores.
• A banker, a worker, and an asylum seeker are sitting at a table with 20 cookies. The banker takes 19 cookies and warns the worker, "Watch out, the asylum seeker is going to take your cookie away!"
• Sun: One day, I'll destroy your whole planet.    Humankind: Not if we do it first!
• Do dumplings imply the existence of a large dumple?
• Isn't it weird that women don't name their daughters after themselves? There are no Becky Jr.s