Small things 28 Jun

• I think some people who say, "Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" never have any coffee.
• Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I hate you.
• 4 university text books, stacked. The original $1000 TV stand.
• I wonder how many people think that wind farms 'make' wind..............
• If I was a billionaire, I'd tell my aspiring rivals that the secret to success is getting up at 4am.
• Is it possible for a man to get out the stud finder device and not scan himself first and declare, "Found one!"?
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe....
• Never fart in an elevator, it's wrong on so many levels.
• When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.