Small things 21 Jun

• You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.....
• I'm not going to believe that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving the White House until I hear her deny it.
• Fact: If you take all those receipts and stack them together, they make a tiny little book about why you're broke.
• Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
• What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
• The cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils....
• Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve....
• Don't try to sue the airline for losing your luggage. You'll lose your case every time.