Small things 14 Jun

• There's an art museum in Denmark that lets you scratch a Lamborghini.
• I want a fortune cookie that says "Ignore previous cookie."
• You are younger right now than you are..... right now.
• I love going to high end grocery stores and trying out the food samples like I'm some kind of food critic. I'm really just hungry. And I'll eat cheese anytime.
• I never understood what it meant to be tired in the middle of the day. Or wake up with a sore back. Or have knee pain doing stairs. Oh but I sure as hell do now.
• Back in the day, self checkout meant walking up to a store mirror.
• Turn your leftover hot dog water into ice cubes for those guests you don't like much.
• The Joker should have been a woman. She finally goes insane after too many men told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.