Small things 24 May

• "We've kept more promises than we've even made..." ~Donald Trump
• Q. What kind of jam would a Quaker not like? A. Traffic jam...
• America. Where the maximum legal campaign donation is indexed to inflation, but minimum wage is not.
• It's impossible to hypnotize a cat. All they want to do is bat at the watch.
• Rich people don't have 'driveways'. They have 'motor courts'.
• Mirrors and cameras seem to have a completely different idea of what I look like than I do.
• The problem with being a stepladder is always having to hear "You're not my real ladder!"
• Those who believe in tele-kinetics, raise my hand....
• A postie is just a mail escort.