Small things 10 May

Me: There was a fad in the 1950s called booth stuffing where teens would try to stuff themselves into phone booths.
Teen: Into what?

• Don't be sad. Because sad spelled backward is das. And das not good.
• Twins. The original, all natural buy one, get one free.
• If you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. We need to hear both sides to know whose side we're on.
• Dear American democrat millennials: You know you could just enable parental controls on your parents' TV and block Fox News..........
• Never mind 'dance like no one is watching'. Dance like a toddler. They don't even care if there's music.
• Most of the people who say the Mueller report exonerates Trump haven't actually read the report.
• Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out which plants were safe to eat.
• I'm too embarrassed to tell stories of when we used to download an entire song over a period of 40 minutes on dial-up internet.