Small things 26 Apr

• Did humans learn about eating bananas from apes or the other way around? Also, why is it humans don't know (unlike apes) that the banana opens easier from the non-stem end?
• The Easter Bunny is just a church sanctioned furry.
• Yogurt is like crack. Don't believe me? Watch how many times someone scrapes the bottom with their spoon. 
• We are the only living beings (that we know of) on this planet that not only can modulate the sounds of their farts, but can also mimic the sound of their farts with other body parts.
• It occurs to me that people from Boston wouldn't make good pirates. They'd just walk around all day going "Ahhhhhhhhh!"
• Did you know you can't breathe in while you smile? Just kidding, I just wanted to make you smile.
• How many "chuggas" are you supposed to say before "choo choo"?