Small things 12 Apr

• Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
• The 'trickle-down' theory: The principle that the poor, who must subsist on table scraps dropped by the rich, can best be served by giving the rich bigger meals. ~William Blum
• Dragons are sad because they can't blow out their birthday candles.
• Croutons are a great comeback story if you think about it. Bread nobody ate yesterday becomes the best part of the salad today.
• Children words of widom: "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
• Children words of widom: "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to."
• Children words of widom: "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
• Children words of widom: "You can't hide broccoli in a glass of milk."
• Children words of widom: "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a pony."
• Children words of widom: "Never try to baptize a cat."
• Children words of widom: "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."