Small things 5 Jan

• The first 30% of any amateur video contains no worthwhile information.
• They used to say that everyone will get their 15 minutes of fame. I think we've arrived at a time where most people would rather forego that 15 minutes.
• When you dress a pet in clothes, they're basically a reverse furry.
• Clothes: something you put on and take off. Responsibility: something you take on and put off.
• If someone accuses you of being too sensitive, you can't argue without proving their point.
• Putting documents on your desktop is the digital equivalent of throwing clothes on your chair.
• With all the data they've collected, you would think that Google could open the world's best dating service.....
• Tarzan spent most of his life in the jungle. Yet he did not have a beard......
• Since telescopes use mirrors, we will never see the alien vampires coming.
• Your dog probably thinks 'fetch' is a game you invented just for them.