Small things 7 Sep

• Fwiw, Nike doesn't care if you burn their stuff once you bought it........
• To the owner / CEO of any business who is complaining about minimum wage being increased, I would challenge you to live off of that hourly rate for one month without touching other money you have banked. I'll even grant you not having to cover your mortgage with those earnings. Bet you can't do it.....
• Elon Musk is short for Elongated Muskrat.
• Some talk to you in their free time and some free their time to talk to you.
• My favourite part of texting is when you keep seeing the 3 dots of the other person typing, for like 17 times in a row, and then when they finally press send you see "OK".
• A vanilla soy latte is basically a 3 bean soup.
• When a spouse gets up for work the other spouse still in bed probably thinks, "YES!! Now I get to spread out and relax......"