Small things 28 Sep

• If nobody comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad can it be?
• If a professor brags about how hard it is to pass their class, then drop it. They should not be proud of being bad at conveying information. Thousands of dollars in tuition to fail? Nope.
• If you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fot any of your containers.
• Actual marijuana store names pitched to Alberta's AGLC: Strainbows; Grandpa's Finest; Starbuds; Merry Guanas; Haute Box; Gramsterdam; Let's Be Budz; Mary Jane on Penny Lane; Buddha Farm
• The moon's probably wondering why humans haven't been back since 1972.
• Tape cassettes had an A side and a B side. So, it's logical that its successor would be called CD.....
• Cookies with raisins in them are like trojan horses, especially when your mouth is expecting chocolate chips. 
• On the weekend of 22/23 September, The Predator took first place at the box office and The Nun took second. Someone said, kind of like the Catholic Church's priorities......
• Water is a drink whose flavour is its temperature.