Small things 14 Sep

• All odd numbers have an 'e' in them......
• Toast. Someone took a bite of some bread and said, "Cook it again..."
• Toast II. Someone went to cook some bread again, and someone said, "Wait. Dip it in this egg and cinnamon mixture first, then fry it."
• Toast III. Someone took some toast and said, "Awesome! Now I have something to mop up my runny egg yolk with." (Incidentally, do you think I could find a picture of someone using their toast to mop up their runny egg yolk? Nope)
• Mars is the only known planet inhabited solely by robots. In fact, you could say it was invaded by robots.
• Idea: instead of burning your Nikes, give them away to the homeless, or veterans.
• Scrambled eggs come from crazy chickens.
• Not that long ago, parents told their kids not to trust everything they read online. Now they be like, "Did you know that the democrats have a pedophile ring operating out of a pizza joint in DC?"
• I wonder what kids think when their parents tell them that their imaginary friend isn't real, then take them to church....
• Dyslexics hate it when they mean to write Santa for a puppy, but they end up writing Satan instead.