Small things 31 Aug

• Imagine a President who suggests that if you impeach him, the stock market will go crazy and a lot of people will lose their money; and if the Democrats win midterm elections, there will be violence. Rule through fear and intimidation.
• "Who is this clown?" is a pretty good insult, because 1. you're calling them a clown, and 2. you're saying they're not even a well known clown.
• In Canada we have the "using 'sorry' unnecessarily" jar.
• I'm an Adobeist. I converted my family to PDF.
• Daylight savings should not happen at midnight, it should happen at 4:00 pm on a Friday. That would make it 5:00 pm and everyone gets to go home early.
• I have a dad bod. Or as I like to call it - a father figure.
• Youtube. Your child's first words might be "Don't forget to subscribe."
• If I live to be 100 and people ask me how I did it, I'm going to make something wacky up.