- The only problem with the first 30 minutes of exercise is that only 2 minutes have gone by....
- Tired of getting parking tickets? Just take your wipers off.
- Make deals with the devil while you're still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren't legally binding.
- The risk with getting too high, is that you might order a pizza, and open the box upside down and think they punked you with a crust-only pizza.
- Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
- Sometimes I look at pictures other people have posted online and say things like, "Hey!! I have that shed too!"
- The word 'nun' is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.
- When someone says "I need my space", that is NOT an invitation to remove all the furniture from their home.
- Fake fact: A group of kangaroos is called a kangacrew. No? Kangagang?
- UPS driver job requirements:
Should be dyslexic
Must be able to ring a doorbell and sprint 30 metres back to truck
Look good in brown shorts
Illegal parking skills beneficial
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