Small things 6 Apr

• In my day, as kids, we didn't have Tide Pods. We ate dirt for fun.
• Back in the day, when car windows had a crank to open and close them, it was so much easier to open the window to a precise amount, rather than the electric switch shenanigans we do today. Dooowwn. Too much. Up. Too much. Down. Too much. Up. Good enough.
• There are no faith healers working in hospitals.
• Wrestling. Where men with no pants fight for a belt.
• They found a cure for dyslexia? Music to my arse!
• Never make snow angels in an off-leash dog park.