Friday, March 09, 2018

Small things 9 Mar

  • Nobody is 'from' Antarctica.
  • I never heard the word ablutions until military boot camp.
  • Weather carrot - n. A stated professional weather forecast for several days in the future, usually positive, which will probably change for the worst with each passing day, and most especially once that day arrives. 
  • Moving weather carrot - n. When the forecast for nicer weather several days in the future keeps moving another day further into the future.
  • If the US is going to arm teachers, will librarians be issued silencers?
  • When you turn 100, you can't play with Lego anymore. Check the box!

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