Small things 5 Jan

• Imagine if you could pay your insurance premiums the same way insurance companies pay out claims.
• #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly [Spiderman: Homecoming] A rich older man provides hi-tech fetish pajamas for teen boy.
• #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly [The Last Jedi][DANGER - SPOILERS AHEAD] Transcendental Meditation can kill you.
• The next time you get a call from a blocked or unknown number, answer it and whisper, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!" Then hang up.
• On your first day at the job in a hardware store, when they offer to show you the ropes, it's not a euphemism...
• Silent and listen are spelled with the same letters.
• When I was young, I just assumed that everyone believed in science.
• I'm a 10. On the PH scale. I'm pretty basic.....