Friday, January 26, 2018

Small things 26 Jan


  • Eating Tide Pods, eh? That's nothing. Back in our day we snorted Ajax.
  • Words you hope never to find written in icing on the cake: 'Find the toenail!'
  • I don't always have a valid argument. But when I do, it's later that day, in the bath.
  • Why do people say "You've barely 'touched' your food"? Aren't we supposed to eat it?

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