Saturday, January 13, 2018

Small things 13 Jan

  • I was looking at someone's bucket list and one of the things was "Have one night stand". Why would you only want one night stand?
  • Imagine if the first rule of religion was the same as the first rule of Fight Club.
  • Dear America: Smarties are like unlabelled M&Ms. Notice the use of the word 'like'. Not 'in fact'.
  • The message that brings me to the edge of lunacy: "There is an unexpected item in the bagging area."
  • The Smart Car. It won't make you look tough, but it will get you out of helping your friends move....
  • Ladies: The next time your man seems to be ignoring what you're saying, slip in "So, my ex called......"

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