Friday, December 15, 2017

Small things 15 Dec

  • Tired of hearing the 'gateway drug' argument. The same logic dictates that alcohol is a gateway drug too. Same goes for milk....
  • Tell your boss: "3 companies are after me and I need a raise to stay at my present job." If they ask who the 3 companies are, just answer, "Gas, electric and cable."
  • Being popular on FB is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental institution. Or so I've been told.
  • I have a potential solution to the problem some people have of not responding promptly to email messages. The delivery of email to those kinds of people should be delayed by twice the amount of time it takes them to respond to a received message. So if a person waits 4 hours to reply to a message needing an answer, their pending email should be delayed 8 hours.
  • Homophobia: The fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.
  • What to say if you are caught sleeping at your desk: "They told me at the blood bank that this might happen."
  • When you're a child, you have infinite imagination and rules stifle it. When you become an adult, it's not that you understand the rules, it's that you've lost the imagination.
  • They should make an average member of the public compete in each Olympic event to contextualize the performance level of Olympic athletes.

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