Karl's Fake News Debut 11 Nov

I've decided to start a new thing. Everyone else is doing it, either for fun (The Beaverton), or being accused of it when people don't like what they're reading.

• Car thieves linked to remote car starter companies.
• Facebooker's Anonymous organization created to provide support to dopamine addicts who can't get enough 'likes'.
• Atheist Pope to the religious: "We're sorry for mocking you, but you make it so damned easy."
• Homeowners try to deter bottle pickers with 'ammonia bombs' in their blue bins.
• In major escalation of storied feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon, Kimmel threatens to out Damon for past sexual harassment.
• George Lucas admits idea for Star Wars came from intercepting alien civilization broadcast transmissions from long time ago in galaxy far, far away.