Karl's Fake News 24 Nov

• Disney hinting that Mickey Mouse may make appearance in next Star Wars movie.
• Habs admit they let the Leafs win that time.
• Archaeologists find evidence oil sands just leftover massive oil spill from previous civilization.
• Blackberry ponders move from software to cell phones.
• Health Canada issues warning not to use pepper spray in food.
• Lego wins bid to build massive hydro project in northern Quebec. Plastic stocks way up.
• US Homeland Security tries to stop people from visiting Mark Cuban.
• Pope issues declaration that Mars safe for humans to visit - Devil doesn't live on red planet.
• EA Sports updates its Madden NFL video game to include players taking a knee during anthem.
• ISIS renames caliphate to outpost.