Karl's Fake News 18 Nov

• Uber plans drive up escort service in European cities.
• North Korea accidentally fires test missile onto controversial island in South China Sea. Chinese Ninjas spotted massing on border with North Korea.
• Dozens of abandoned Nigerian houses containing millions of dollars owners were unable to get out of country.
• Santa IS real, says non-believers won't be getting new iPhone X this year.
• Aeroplan and Air Miles to merge. Will require 500,000 points to fly anywhere, except US destinations, void in Quebec.
• Paradise Papers reveal Bubbles character from Trailer Park Boys socked away millions in Caymans.
• Kevin Spacey to be retroactively removed from all previous movie roles. His 'The Usual Suspects' character to be re-shot starring Nathan Fillion.
• Medical experts say talking about cancer causes cancer.
• Trump says he will rebuild Raqqa and ISIS will pay for it.
• Climate change forces Santa to install pontoons on sleigh.