Joe Average: Like dude, you were there!
- In Star Trek, "Have you tried re-configuring the primary power coupling?" is just the future version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
- How many Lowes could a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?
- A girl grows up thinking that all doors open automatically. But in reality, she's haunted by a very polite ghost. Chivalry IS dead.
- "Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle." ~Steve Jobs
- Sometimes at work, I like to refer to a colleague as 'you kids today', even if they're only like 5 years younger than me.
- Computer circuits are just carefully organized sand.
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