Friday, July 28, 2017

Small things - 28 Jul

  • I honestly don't understand how (in North America) a picture of a woman, topless, covering her nipples is not obscene, but get one glimpse of the nipple region and we've crossed into lewd territory.
  • Remember the first time you washed a spoon under running water and got sprayed? How about the 50th time? Why do we never learn?
  • I was going to get a new iPad, but then I thought - no, I need health care more. But then I realized I live in Canada. Here I come, Apple store!
  • Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Damn! It's the cops!"?
  • My cell phone sleeps in a different room. In a cupboard. Behind a door.
  • I wonder what Shakespeare had to study?

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