Current favourite hashtag: #explainafilmplotbadly

• I'm not supposed to talk about it (Fight Club)
• A conversation about hamburgers leads to violence (Pulp Fiction)
• A dad has to go pick up his daughter (Taken)
• A family's first Air BnB experience goes terribly wrong. (The Shining)
• A young man forcibly binds other men and photographs them for money (Spiderman)
• Father reunites with his long-lost son. Wants him to take over the family business (Star Wars)
• A lot of people take the ice bucket challenge. It doesn't end well. (Titanic)
• Billions of dollars in subsidies for a potato farmer (The Martian)
• Cancer survivor never loses his sense of humour (Deadpool)
• American invades foreign land, kills local leadership, struggles to find exit strategy. (The Wizard of Oz)
• A garbage man takes up gardening to impress a woman (Wall-E)
• Depressed, widowed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son (Finding Nemo)