Saturday, December 12, 2015

Where's my snow?

Hello Canada Post? Your parcel tracking says you delivered snow to my address. Clearly I can see that you did not deliver any snow.

CP: Uh, oh, you're right. Sorry. Our note here says you weren't home to sign for the snow, so the driver sent it to the postal outlet. You can pick it up in Banff tomorrow after 1pm.

That seems like a long way to go to get my snow.

CP:Do you want the snow, or not? By the way, there is customs and duties outstanding on the snow. You'll need to pay that when you get the snow.

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