Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

My fun answer suggestions for the interview question "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
(Use these at your own risk)

• Doing your job.
• In my next job, looking back on this one, thinking "Wow, that job really sucked!"
• Not looking at price tags while I shop.
• Celebrating my fifth anniversary of you asking me this question.
• Jury duty.
• Still waiting for my indoctrination briefing from HR.
• Hopefully not in a position where I'd have to answer this question again.
• Looking back, thinking, 'those were the longest five years of my life'.
• That's impossible to answer. The multiverse of probabilities indicates that I could be doing any of a countless number of things and trying to predict which probability I'll follow would be ridiculous.
• Finally getting that bonus I was promised.
• Doing this job from home, which would basically give me a 2 day work week.
• In a van, down by the river...
• Wishing I had insisted on $20k more for this job than I did.
• About 5 years older than I am now.
• Wondering why we haven't won the office lottery pool yet.
• Blogging about great answers to 'where do you see yourself in 5 years?'
• [New] Come on - I don't have 2020 vision....... (only will work in 2015)