Sayings from my military career

• If it doesn't work, use a bigger hammer
• Hurry up and wait
• Don't volunteer for anything
• I have no live rounds or empty casings in my possession, sir
• This is FUBAR
• I've been up since o-dark-stupid
• Point that sh^t down range
• It's all pensionable time
• Get off my parade square!
• I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
• Don't point with your finger, indicate with your hand
• Get those knees up!
• 'O' group in 10