Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Sayings from my military career

  • If it doesn't work, use a bigger hammer
  • Hurry up and wait
  • Don't volunteer for anything
  • I have no live rounds or empty casings in my possession, sir
  • This is FUBAR
  • I've been up since o-dark-stupid
  • Point that sh^t down range
  • It's all pensionable time
  • Get off my parade square!
  • I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
  • Don't point with your finger, indicate with your hand
  • Get those knees up!
  • 'O' group in 10

1 comment:

Retro Blog said...

You missed one, "Find me a fallopian tube."