Friday, December 06, 2013

How not to get arrested by police

Don't attract attention to yourself.

Don't go out after dark.

Avoid sudden changes in motion, speed, direction or behaviour.

Be honest, polite, respectful and resistant to incitement with police. Don't smile.

Ask for a notice to appear as an alternative to an arrest.

Cry.

Never drive perfectly or too slow. If you're speeding, don't suddenly hit the brakes, the front-end dip is a tip-off.

Always politely decline a search of your car.

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