Somebody should do a parody of the House Hunters TV show, but instead of looking for a new house, the participants are looking for new mates. They would still be making the same kinds of inane comments about the candidates they meet as those people make about the homes they're being shown.
"Yeah, well, I was hoping for slightly larger breasts. I mean, I could make do with these ones, but I really was hoping for something bigger."
"Would the landlord consider doing some renovations prior to taking possession? Like maybe a face life and a little liposuction?"
"Wow, what a unique colour. It's OK, I like it, but wow."
"We need to make sure the carpet matches the drapes..."
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