Where you might find me at a party

[by Evil Me]

• Making friends with the resident pets.
• Going through your bedside table drawers. Hey! This takes AA batteries!
• Judging you based on your alcoholic beverage stock.
• Photo bombing.
• Starting a fire in the backyard fire pit. You don't have a fire pit? No matter.
• Making mystery nachos with whatever I can find.
• Canvassing neighbours to see if they've accepted Jesus into their hearts.
• Running a midnight garage sale from your garage.

[disclaimer: this is a joke. i will not be doing all of these things. some. not all.]