Saturday, July 13, 2013

Where you might find me at a party

[by Evil Me]

  • Making friends with the resident pets.
  • Going through your bedside table drawers. Hey! This takes AA batteries!
  • Judging you based on your alcoholic beverage stock.
  • Photo bombing.
  • Starting a fire in the backyard fire pit. You don't have a fire pit? No matter.
  • Making mystery nachos with whatever I can find.
  • Canvassing neighbours to see if they've accepted Jesus into their hearts.
  • Running a midnight garage sale from your garage.
[disclaimer: this is a joke. i will not be doing all of these things. some. not all.]

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