Things my new car has that I've never experienced before

I'm not just boasting. I'm thrilled to finally be enjoying these modern features.

• Cruise control managed by a wand on the steering wheel cluster versus buttons.
• A hold function that lets you take your foot off the brake pedal at a stop.
• Rain sensing wipers.
• Heated windshield washer nozzles.
• Headlamp washers.
• 10 way power adjustable seats with memory. [Darlene's favourite feature]
• Auto dimming side mirrors.
• Power folding side mirrors.
• A rest function that helps keep the car warm for up to 20 minutes even after you turn the car off, exit and lock the door.
• Paddle shifters.
• LED fog lights.
• LED running lights.
• Auto headlamps.
• Panoramic (dual) sun roof.
• Sophisticated trip computer.
• A huge LCD screen.
• Transmission selector as a wand on the steering wheel cluster.
• Double-clutch 7 speed transmission.
• Selectable transmission behaviour. [ECO / Sport / Manual]
• Electronic parking brake.
• Bi-turbo engine.
• Run-flat tires. [These actually suck - they will not go on again]
• Blind spot assist. [I love this - if there's a car in your bind spot and you indicate, it hollers like crazy]
• Lane keeping assist. [Steering wheel vibrates if you drift too close to a lane edge]
• Attention assist. [recognizes when you're getting sleepy]
• Self parking. [Fun]
• Distance sensors in the bumpers.
• Rear view camera.
• Radar collision prevention. [Primes the brakes if a collision is imminent]
• Bluetooth.
• First aid kit. [Came with the car]

[Update 22 Nov 2013]

• A max defrost feature that instantly (60 seconds) defrosts the front windshield, even of ice.