Thursday, March 08, 2012

Top 10 INCORRECT ways for men to celebrate Internation Women's Day

10. Gift-wrap the basket of dirty laundry.

9. Buy her some chocolates, then eat them all yourself.

8. Practise your wolf-whistle.

7. Offer free sensual massages to every woman in the secretary pool.

6. Dress like a woman for work.

5. Change your name tag to Boner McBonerson. Refer to yourself by this name for the day.

4. Prank the receptionist by redecorating her desk with sanitary napkins.

3. When you get home from work, ask "What's for dinner?", then shout "ME!!"

2. Get your nipples pierced. Show everyone.

1. Surf more porn.

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