Monday, December 05, 2011

Marvin orders a new rover

Marvin: Hello NASA?
NASA: Yes, hi?
Marvin: I would like to order a new rover.
NASA: The new 2012 model is out now.
Marvin: Oh goodie! I'd like one.
NASA: The new Curiosity, right?
Marvin: Affirmative.
NASA: Any particular colour?
Marvin: Just your basic white will be good enough. I'd like the 6 wheel drive model.... with the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
NASA: No problem.
Marvin: Just so we're clear, I'm not paying more than 2.5 billion for this.
NASA: You're the boss.
Marvin: When can I have it?
NASA: It should be delivered in just under 9 months.
Marvin: [sigh] That makes me very angry. Very angry indeed.....

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