Coworkers I'll need to step over to get promoted
People who make me feel better about myself
People I would have accidentally shot had they been in the military with me
Hipsters
People who pull the toilet paper over the roll
People who don't take enough pictures of their cats
People I faked my own death to avoid on Facebook
People within 6 degrees of William Shatner
People I would get high with
Les Quebecois
People who carry an Epi-pen around
Weird friends of my dad who hug too long
Dead to me
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