The IKEA maze

I found this out on one of my recent trips to IKEA. If you go into IKEA, head upstairs, take the first shortcut, take the second shortcut, then the next, if you accidentally take what looks like the next shortcut (but is not labelled as such), you'll end up right back where you started.

Not that I've ever done this. Twice.

Do you know what else I've noticed? Large families tend to stop right in the middle of traffic choke points, just to:

• Socialize.
• Figure out where they are.
• Discuss at length which direction the lighting section is.
• Feed their children.
• Argue with each other.
• Visualize how nicely the Ektorp will look in their family room.