Ways to get out of a bad date

• Make sure to get food all over your mouth
• Keep mentioning how great your ex is
• Offer to pick the dandruff out of their hair
• Sneeze as loud and as animated as possible
• Order three double scotch and sodas for yourself like it's the usual thing
• Talk about yourself allowing no interruptions
• Claim there’s a problem at home between the babysitter and your 6 kids
• Put your wedding ring back on
• Keep mentioning how awful your ex is
• Call other people on your phone at regular intervals
• Yawn and stretch and show off your underarm sweat
• Show off your cleavage if you’re male
• One word: puns!
• Keep yelling “Seacrest out!” over and over