So... remember how you once said that Canada should be lucky America allows it to exist on the same continent? You're such a laugh riot Ann. After all, your incendiary monologue is to be taken as humour. Parody. Satire. Right?
Well, when we said you should watch what you say in Canada because we don't tolerate hate speech, that was satire too. Get it? And the threat of egging and tomato-ing you in Ottawa? Parody!
Note to self: If Canada ever considers attacking America, it seems some Americans are scared silly of omelettes.
Most Canadians are too busy cowering in their igloos trying not to offend America, to bothering starting a violent protest against a self-proclaimed 'comedienne'.
Have fun in Calgary on Thursday. We real funny out here......