Tuesday, January 26, 2010

File under: I couldn't make this shit up if I tried

Merriam Webster's dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for "oral sex" (it's tame - go read the whole article).

What a relief! Now kids are free to simply get generic definitions from playground banter. Quick! Ban the encyclopedias before kids see pictures of human anatomy!

The horror!

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