So..... assuming it's all true, an armed man tried to rob a hair salon in Russia. But one of the hair stylists took him down, locked him up, then turned the tables and had her way with her new sex slave for 2 days.
He filed a complaint with police asking that Olga be brought up on charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs. She filed a complaint asking that Viktor be charged in the salon robbery.
An Ernest contribution.