IKEA funeral

Darlene and I have a wickedly dark sense of humour. We were talking about funerals yesterday and she went on about how she wanted to be handled if she died before I did.

She said that it would be her preference to have some fun at the wake attendees' expense by being shown in a cardboard or shoddy wooden box instead of a proper casket. But on the side of the box would be an IKEA logo. With the (fake) name of the product stencilled on the side as well. She said we'd have to invent a good fake IKEA name for her casket.

I offer Dårgön (I call her 'Dar' - get it?).