Unfortunately, I had coffee in my mouth when I read this:"It’s nice being clean. It’s a shame then, that being clean is just so much damn work. Like, you get in the shower, and then you’re supposed to STAND there. Stand! And you have to be rubbing soap on your body and shampoo in your hair, and if you try and do that in opposite directions at the same time, it’ll make you fall over and you’ll crack your head open and die. And that would be bad."
This was the lead-up to a description of an automatic human washing machine being marketed in Japan.
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