New math = math - any sense

Speaking of dry humour, I present the new, new math.

Put the coffee down first. And swallow.

Craig Damrauer uses math-like equations to illustrate concepts that aren’t math. For example:

Revenge = Do unto others - as you would have them do unto you

Crazy = Talking to oneself - ( cell phone + ear piece )

Nagging = reminding + reminding + reminding

Doggy day care = kennel - guilt