Sunday, August 03, 2008

Job Interview No-nos

Questions Not To Ask In A Job Interview:
  • What's your company's policy on severance pay?
  • How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance?
  • Do you have a random drug testing policy?
  • Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?
  • How in depth are your criminal background checks?
  • Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a pre-existing condition?
  • How many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying them for not being here?
  • Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
  • Does your internet access have a firewall that blocks pornographic websites?
  • How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?

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