Ask Calvin's Dad

A collection of Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes) asking his dad questions and the ridiculous answers he gets in response. Culled from various collections of Calvin & Hobbes cartoons.

Sample:

Calvin: Why does ice float?
Dad: Because it's cold. Ice wants to get warm, so it goes to the top of liquids to be nearer to the sun.
Calvin: Is that true?
Dad: Look it up and find out.
Calvin: I should just look up stuff in the first place.

There's actually much more if you just do a Google image search on 'calvin' and 'dad'. But don't have any beverage around because you'll be wearing most of it.