Spend more money..... get more stuff (what a concept)

I'm driving into work this morning and listening to the radio when a Home Depot commercial comes on. It was one of those situations where you tune out the gist of the ad and your mind only tunes in when it hears something that stands out. I'm tuning in just as the following sage advice bellows from my speakers: ".......the more you buy, the more you get."

Yeah. Those Home Depot folks sure have a way with understatement, huh?