The internet was closed today for renovations. We are sorry for any inconvenience that may have caused. The internet will re-open tomorrow at the usual time. If you had a reservation, we may be able to fit you in later this week. No rain checks.
The internet is now hiring - all positions. Apply within.
The internet isn't really closed. It never closes. I just have a big headache and I found nothing of interest on the tubes today.